"i was born in the wrong century," the girl sighs as she imagines a future where women have full ownership of their own bodies
So basically if you’re in college withdraw, this will fill the void?
Yep, I would assume so. Or anyone procrastinating from actual real life homework. Apparently it assigns real homework and real tests. Sends you pdf of the textbooks. I’m half tempted to enroll just to see how rigorous the coursework is. I can’t imagine someone sat down and wrote enough History of Magic to make it a worthwhile teaching tool but then this is the Harry Potter fandom.
"should i buy a news paper? i have the cnn app? does that count? should i buy a coffee maker? it will probably save me a lot of money? but then i have to buy coffee beans? i dont know shit about coffee beans! should i act like i’m reading this bottle of wine for a few minutes before i head straight to the discount vodka section? should i go to the supermarket and buy broccoli? i fucking hate broccoli did i just get invited to a fucking dinner party .. …what do you bring to a dinner party???? TAX SEASON SHOTS FOR EVERYONE! wakes up staring at a ceiling that is not my own ..did i just burn toast? how did i make it this far in life without fucking DYIGN i’m so DUMB and sTUPD and i cant do anyhtign right.. yeah hey mom yeah i’m fine how are you"
Bob Saget: Saying fuck you to gender roles since 1994.
Thanks to the Ministry of Magic and tech-savy professors of Hogwarts, we are now enrolling students into our online wizarding education program.
So its basically an online RPG, where instead of fighting and battles, you do homework and pretend to be a Hogwarts student.